Mi persona ideal:
My Heaven-sent mission is to help Women who like to have fun, are athletic, polite, well mannered, like sex and adventure. They want to explore all that life has to offer. They like a guy who takes charge. And they are open to a Celestial experience. My orders from Heaven are to help them fulfill their dreams and desires.

No alcoholics or substance abusers, please. No hustlers or professionals, please. There are specialist Angels for you. (Extra training required).

Also, to the men who have replied, while I am flattered by your attention, there are other Angels for you. Working out of title is frowned on in Heaven. Causes big problems not only with the Management, but also with the Shop Steward for the Union. Bet you did not know that We have a Union. That's a long story, but Michael is the Shop Steward, and it really is not a good idea to cross Him. I'll just say this: Why do you think Gabriel is known only for blowing that horn? He is the Archangel of the AF of M, by the way, including Local 802 here in New York. It's a tough job. That's why it rates an Archangel instead of just a regular Angel.